Stupidity Test

Hey man! ... You are late!
The test has already started !!!!!!!


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Let's start we don't have enough time
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It's simple, but you have to keep your mind on it, OK!

There are 4 questions to test your mind and stupidity

We have to be clear about this

You have to be HONEST

& Never ask for help!!

Whatever situation you find yourself in

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I believe you got that !!!! right?
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You have to show up your speed and do not waste time!
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Hey!!!! we are not here for stories

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I am getting angry..
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Let's go.
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ready?

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*The First Question*

You are in a one way running competition and you outrun the second position player ahead of you

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what is your rank?

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Hey!!!!!

faster...

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what are you saying?
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Think about it
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what!! come again ....
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The first? how come!!! are you stupid?.
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You caught up with the one in the second position
and overtook his place

so became the second !!

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mmmm... we are still at the beginning of the test!
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you seem to be really stupid
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OK! don't worry... try the next question

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Don't forget our rules

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*The Second Question*
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If you outrun the player at the last position
what will be your rank?
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Hay, faster do not overdo it!

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What are you saying?

Penultimate!!!
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Your head is empty!

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Take a deep breath and think a bit 

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mmmmm

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How come! you, of course, can't outrun the last. It is a one way track
You seem to be really a big stupid

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Never mind you still have some more trials
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The coming question is a simple calculation,
but you are not allowed to use
 pen, paper or calculator.

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Don't forget
being honest is one of the rules

and be informed
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You are being watched ;)

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*The Third Question*
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Add 40 points to 1000 points.  Add 1000 points more. Then add to 30 points more. Then add 1000 points more. Then add 20 points more. Then add 1000 points more. and finally add 10 points.
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How many points we added up ?
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faster
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say it!
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Come on!!!
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mmm
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What! 5000!!!!

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no no no. no.

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This is too much for me!

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of course,  wrong

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You seem to be really stupid


The answer is 4100

Try it once more using calculator and see
by the way, do you know how to use the calc?

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It looks like it is not your day.
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Have you had a breakfast?

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See... this is the last trial

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*The Fourth Question*
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Mary's father has 6 children

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The first is Tchatcha
The second is Tchatchii
The third is Tchachou
The fourth is Tchou Tcha
The fifth is Tchou Tchachii

What is the name of the sixth?
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come on!
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 faster!!
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what are you saying!! Tchou Tchou !!!!!

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Come on am turning Bluuuuuuue
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No no

no no nono
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Wrong
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I said 'Mary's father has 6 children'

so the sixth girl is Mary, of course !

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It is very baaaaaaaaad
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Check your answers. I wish that one day soon you will be less stupid otherwise I wish you

relaaaaaaaaaaxed life

Thanks for being honest and I wish you can be a better person

Don't forget to post your result for mex/4
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x represents you correct answers, if any :D
 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4.

x should be less than 4, PLEASE.

I will leave you now to enjoy
the celebration of the top ranked students 
in
the Stupidity test